I hate the Lakers, Dwight Howard going to LA, Bynum to Philly

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY DO THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?! Gasol, Nash and now Howard. They steal everyone and get away with it. How? Mitch Kupchak must have dirt on everyone in the league except David Stern, or the antidote to the poison. Those are the only logical explanations.

Not only did they make themselves better, but they also gave a big old “Fuck You” to their biggest rivals in the Eastern Conference, my beloved Boston Celtics, by giving one of their biggest division rivals, the Philadelphia 76ers, a legitimate center in Andrew Bynum. Reminder, THE 76ERS WERE A LEGITIMATE CENTER SHORT OF BEING A REALLY GOOD TEAM LAST YEAR!

Fuck this, I need a drink