Tyler Seguin sending out some S’exts
How badly do you want to go on a date with Tyler Seguin?
Yup. Just look at that man. I think everyone in their right mind just said “I think I would like to go on a date with that man”.
Well, for all those people who said “yes”, you’re in luck. All it takes is to get text alerts from the Boston Bruins because it seems as if Tyler Seguin has been using it to try and find some love from Bruins fans.
Um, if I didn’t know better, I would think that Tyler Seguin just drunk text’d every single Bruins’ fan looking for some action over night. Fortunately, I do know better and I know that no 19 year old kid would use his employers text alert system in an attempt to find an easy one night stand even if his employer was the Boston Bruins, they had a ton of people signed up to their text alert system and they let him send out whatever text message he wanted to send out. I can’t see a situation where a 19 year old kid would abuse this privilege.
Wait a second…
In all honesty. Patrice Bergeron was already asleep, Brad Marchand was already at the bar and Tyler Seguin needed someone to buy him a case of beer.