Jets haven't learned to shut the eff up
Normally a story involving Darrelle Revis and Randy Moss would fall under the “Patriots” category, but in light of recent events, it really just exists to highlight the douchebagery of the New York Jets.
In week 2 when the Mossman was still a member of the New England Patriots, Randy was called out by Jets corner back Darrelle Revis being called a “slouch” in the week leading up to the game. Randy proved his slouchiness by making one of the most ridiculous one handed catches of all time. To add insult to injury, the catch was made after blowing straight by Revis. Immediately after the play, Revis pulled himself out of the game due to excessive murking…errr… a PULLED HAMSTRING (sure). The Patriots, however, started forcing the ball towards Randy Moss, and some poor throws by Tom Brady resulted in turnovers.
This matters in week five because now that Randy Moss is back in a Vikings uniform and is set to play Revis and the Jets on Monday night, what better thing for Darrelle Revis to do then start running his mouth again.
ESPN – This Darrelle Revis-Randy Moss showdown came out of nowhere, two months ahead of schedule, but there will be no shortage of juice. Revis made sure of that Wednesday, basically saying Moss quit in Week 2 against the New York Jets.
In Revis’ mind, the “Slouch” lives.
“In the second half, you could tell he was putting his foot on the brake,” said the Jets’ star cornerback, looking forward to facing the Minnesota Vikings Monday night. “I mean, everybody knows that’s Randy. Sometimes he plays 100 percent, sometimes he doesn’t.”
As much as I’m rooting against the Minnesota Vikings for the rest of the year, I still can’t believe that the New York Jets will continue to run their mouth like this.
(Wait a second… It’s the New York Jets. Who am I kidding? OF COURSE they are running their mouths. It’s the New York Douchebags!)
Look Darrelle. I’m sorry you got straight burnt by Randy Moss in week two, I’m sorry he embarrassed you so badly that you “pulled” your hamstring again, and I’m sorry that Antonio Cromartie played better coverage on Randy Moss in the second half then you did. Get this is through your thick head Revis. Nobody likes you or your football team. You run your mouths and talk like you are entitled to be better then everyone else, but guess what? You’re not. You beat a Patriots team that left their game-plan in the second half, you stole a game against a Dolphins team that played better than you, and you beat the worst team in football. They could be 2-2 or even 1-3, but they still act like their tough shit.
For one more week, I pray that Randy Moss owns Darrell Revis. I hope Randy just sprints by Revis, throws his hand up, gets a ball thrown to him by Brett Favre, makes Revis look like shit, and celebrates on the Meadowlands field. Maybe one more embarrassing situation for the Jets and Darrelle Revis could finally make them shut the eff up.
But after this I wish nothing but ill tidings to the Minnesota Vikings. Sorry Randy.