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Tim Thomas and the Bruins fell to Matt Hendricks and the Capitals in Boston 3-2 in a shoot-out

Thoughts I thought while snoozing through two periods of hockey before the offensive explosion in the third period.

  • Overall, game of missed opportunities by the Boston Bruins. They had plenty of chances through the first two periods of the game, but they couldn’t put anything past the Washington Capitals goal-tenders. This was a combination of Michael Neuvirth playing pretty damn well in relief of the injured Tomas Vokoun and the Bruins just failing to put away many good opportunities in the game.
  • It’s weird though: I felt the Bruins certainly played better than the Capitals, but no one really stood out in this game. I think it was more a result of both teams sleep-walking through this game and the Bruins just sleep-walking a little bit less through two periods. I’ll say this: For a team (Washington) fighting for their playoff lives tonight, they didn’t really look like a team that wanted to get into the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
  • The Bruins power-play is already in playoff form as they failed to convert a five minute opportunity in the first period. I’m already planning on bringing back the power-play drinking game for the playoffs.

Questions I have

  • What should be the verdict on Jason Chimera’s hit on Adam McQuaid? Late in the first period, Jason Chimera hit Adam McQuaid into the boards, causing McQuaid to come up woozy and giving Chimera to receive a five minute penalty and a game misconduct. Let’s take a look:

  • So here’s what I see. On one hand, its not a dirty hit per-say. It’s not a head-shot, its not necessarily a high-hit; McQuaid got hurt because he turned the wrong way while trying to play the puck. The main problem with the hit is that Chimera was coming at about 100 miles per hour from 20 feet away. I’m pretty sure that qualifies as some combination of boarding/charging and I’m pretty sure that’s illegal and I’m pretty sure that qualifies as some intent to injure. I’ll guess Shannaban will give him two games.
  • Am I the only person who really wants the Washington Capitals to get the seventh seed so that we (likely) play them in the playoffs? I know that the Washington Capitals are not built for the playoffs. I’ve lived in Washington for three years and I know that they aren’t physical and they have streaky goal-tending, two things that don’t really help you win in the playoffs. The Bruins, on the other hand, are physical, have semi-consistent goal-tending and have proven they can win in the playoffs. Hey, I’d rather play the Capitals than the Sabers or the Devils.
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The biggest news of the week in all of sports seems to be trade of quarterback/savior/Skip Bayless man-crush Timothy Richard Tebow from the Denver Broncos to the New York Jets. This came just a day after the Denver Broncos acquired quarterback Peyton Manning in free-agency thanks to a little prayer from Tim Tebow.

The question now becomes what will become of Tim Tebow in New York? Will he remain the back-up behind Mark Sanchez and do whatever the team needs him to do to win the game? Will he be able to withstand the vulgarities of New York Jets head-coach Rex “Jabba the Hut” Ryan? Will the bright lights and sin of New York City corrupt the virgin mind of Tim Tebow?

Well, recently, using our highly trained spies, Boston’s Bettah has learned the answers to these questions and more. Our spies who got us the audio tapes of Bill Belichick challenging a call in November have recently infiltrated heaven using a specialized ladder developed by the Japanese and recently listened in on a recent meeting between God and his saints. Here is the transcript of what went down:

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I don’t know how/why Colin Cowherd has a “World’s Best Dad” trophy, or why Gronk was at Bristol, CT today, but this segment was pretty awesome. I won’t spoil the surprise if you are reading this and then watching the video (lazy person) but one of the objects explodes in a way that I have never seen before and it is fascinating.

How much of a hard-on do you think Rob Gronkowski got when he got this call?

ESPN: “Hey Gronk, this is Sportsnation. You want to come in and Gronk spike a bunch of objects and we will call it a segment?”

Gronk: “Oh HELL YEAH! Me and my brothers were just doing push-ups and biceps curls and were like ‘Rob, you totally should just spike random objects’ and I was all like ‘Like those beers I crushed over Spring Break?’ and we were all like ‘Hell yeah!’ then we shot-gunned beers and continued getting jacked! YO SOY FIESTA!”

ESPN: “Right, well you want to come in around Wednesday?”

Gronk: “Fuck yeah I do!”

Second question is how disappointed was Gronk when he found out he didn’t get to film the segment with Michele Beadle? You just know he would have tried to pull some Gronk magic with her, and we all know it would have worked.

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The Bruins 8-0 win over the Maple Leafs proved this team isn't done yet

The Boston Bruins have been many things this season, but in the past few months, the best word that can describe them is “frustrating”. In November and December, they were unbeatable. They were blowing out other teams, giving up less than three goals a game and were maintaining their health. They looked like a team that, if not the first back-to-back Stanley Cup Champion since the Detroit Red Wings in the late 90′s, could have at least made a return trip to the Eastern Conference Finals.

Then, Nathan Horton got hurt, Tim Thomas didn’t go to the White House, Rich Peverley got hurt, the Rangers got hot, and the Boston Bruins are now simply fighting for their playoff positioning with about two weeks to go in the regular season. What was once an incredibly promising season has suddenly turned around. Instead of carrying the championship belt into every single game like they were in November, they are taking random nights off and putting together just enough to win the Northeast Division. Blame it on injuries, blame it on the fatigue generated from a deep playoff run and the long regular season, but the Boston Bruins are not the same team we saw back in the early months. It wouldn’t surprise me if their play makes them a popular first round upset pick against whoever they play.

Fortunately, for Boston fans. This sounds like another recent Boston team, a team that was fatigued and a team that couldn’t simply find themselves against the better teams in the league.

They certainly get up and win the games they should win, but anytime they get into a dogfight or are in a game where they face a team on or above their level, they fold.

This team gets outworked by everyone which is a shame compared to the championship team or even last year’s team who didn’t lay down for anyone and everyone. The (team name) get down in games, and they don’t come back or they get up early and they just blow it. I knew Friday night was too good to be true.

You know who I was writing about back two years ago? It was the 2010 Boston Celtics.

The similarities are almost uncanny. Throughout the 2010 season, I was complaining that the Boston Celtics hadn’t put their full effort on the hardwood since earlier in the season. Here’s after a win against the Pacers on 03/13/2010

National television against the Cleveland Lebrons on Sunday. While this game was a step in the right direction, more is required from this team Sunday. They still haven’t played a 48 minute game since the beginning of February (@LA Lakers) and they still have ground to gain in the Eastern Conference. A convincing win Sunday could be what the Celtics need to jump start the down the stretch run.

This year’s Boston Bruins do a similar thing. Take two weeks ago for example. The Bruins started the week with a big win over the streaking Buffalo Sabers where the Celtics looked like they could finally start to turn the corner and right the ship this season. They followed it up by losing to the Washington Capitals on Saturday by one and Pittsburgh by three on Sunday, both teams that will likely make the playoffs in the Eastern Conference. Just like those Celtics, these Bruins (as of late) seem to lack the ability to come back in games and get excited to play big teams, especially in National Telecast situations.

Like the Bruins, the Celtics struggles forced the fans to not worry about catching who was in front of them – the Cavaliers and the Magic for the Celtics – and instead worry about not losing ground to the teams chasing them. From 3/23/10:

This is the point that we have reached with the Celtics this regular season. No longer worried catching Cleveland or Orlando, the Celtics are just worried about not losing out to Atlanta for the third spot in the playoff picture and avoid playing Milwaukee in the first round.

These Bruins are suddenly less concerned about the New York Rangers and instead more concerned about dropping to seventh place in the East in the less and less unlikely event that the Ottawa Senators catch them in the Northeast Division. Those Celtics eventually lost their three seed to the Atlanta Hawks and were put in a situation where they had to play Dwayne Wade and the Miami Heat in the first round and had to go through the “unstoppable” Cleveland Cavaliers in the second round.

Finally, nearing the end of the season, those Celtics were not nearly at their best, dropping games to contenders and also-rans a like. After a loss to the Knicks, I wrote the following.

The Knicks are not a playoff team and the Celtics are and that is not the kind of effort we expect from this team each and every night. More games like that and the Celtics are not only going to be playing out of the four seed, but they will also go no where fast in the playoffs.

It’s got to be the thoughts of Bruins fans right now, right? The effort night in and night out is not there and some nights they look like a team that is going down to early in April or May.

So why do I share all this? Because both teams had little sparks that maybe, just maybe they could have enough to get back to the Finals of their sports. When breaking down the NBA playoffs, I wrote this:

Call me a homer, but the Celtics have a chance in this series. Look at it this way. In the few games the Celtics have gotten up for this year (The Cleveland games, Christmas Day, the second Lakers game) they have looked AT LEAST like the team that took the Magic to 7 games in the Eastern Conference Semi’s last year. There is no reason the Celtics would not get up for this series.

The Bruins are so similar. We see glimmers of hope in this team like the Toronto game the other night where they showed up from the opening whistle and dominated their opponent. That’s the Bruins team we know and love, not the one that lost four straight games earlier this month.

When those Celtics reached the playoffs, the Boston Celtics team that fought through every hardship finally showed up. The switch was flipped and the Celtics made a run all the way to the Finals. That’s why I am telling this story. Not to remind everyone that the Bruins aren’t playing well as of late because Bruins fans know that.

Simply, it’s to remind people that the switch can be flipped at any time, as long as it has been shown in spurts throughout the season. The regular season is a marathon and not a sprint. After last spring, the Bruins understand that perfectly.

Hey, someone wrote this about the Bruins last spring:

That’s where the Boston Bruins major issue is. Yes, they do have the ability to get hot at the right time and take that streak all the way to the Stanley Cup. That can also work against them though. They are a very inconsistent team. Take a look at last year’s Bruins team. They got hot enough to make it to the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals, but they were also prone to getting cold and blowing a 3-0 lead in that same series. The same issue exists with this Bruins team. They get hot and win seven games in a row and then they turn around and look terrible and lose games to the Toronto Maple Leafs and New York Islanders. They are not nearly consistent enough to win the cup.

The writer? Me. Maybe it was just me getting nervous about the Bruins like I always did, maybe it was me forgetting about those Celtics of only a season before, but that’s how I felt at the time because the Bruins never proved they could flip the switch and leave it on like those Celtics had always proven.

This year? I know they can and most importantly, the Bruins know they can.

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