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The Red Sox offense is firing on all cylinders

Anyone feel that yet? That little evil feeling inside of you? That one that whenever you watch the Boston Red Sox take on another sucker in the American League you just want to start cackling to yourself and start stroking an evil looking cat?

I know I certainly started to feel that evil after the Boston Red Sox weekend series with the Detroit Tigers. After ending their series with Cleveland with a 14-2 win, the general consensus was that the Boston Red Sox couldn’t do that again, right?

Wrong. The Red Sox got off the plane in Detroit, marched (or probably bussed) their way to Comerica Park and put another 14 runs up on the board against the Detroit Tigers. The Red Sox took games 2 and 3 with run totals of 6 and 4 respectively. Not exactly the 28 runs they had scored over their previous two games, but it’s still more than some teams put up.

Here’s the point: Much like watching the 2007-08 New England Patriots offense march up and down the field and and score point after point, it’s almost getting to a point where it’s evilly fun to root for the Red Sox. As human beings, we should feel bad at some point when we are piling on the points against the other team. The laws of sportsmanship tell us to stop. Do we stop? Hell no! We keep piling on the points because it’s fun as hell even though you feel damn evil doing it sometimes. It’s like when you play NCAA football and you get that game against the worst team in your conference and you make it your goal to see how many total yards you can get your Heisman candidate running back (My record? 527 – 321 rushing and 206 receiving).

As Red Sox fans, it’s more fun to see Adrian Gonzalez continue to crush the ball, Kevin Youkilis and Carl Crawford starting to break out of early season slumps and even Jacoby Ellsbury starting to get some pop in his bat. Why win games 2-1 when we can win them 14-1? It’s way more fun that way and it almost seems like the Red Sox are making that their goal. The idea seems to be “We have enough pitching, now let’s hit their pitchers until they cry”. Hell, the only time they were stopped this weekend was when the Tigers sent their ace to the mound, Justin Verlander, for the second game of a day/night double-header. Of course that game is going to be low scoring! Nobody wants to play that game!

I guess rooting for the Red Sox is becoming a little bit evil. I guess fans are going to hate us because we pour on the runs and it looks like we are in first place to stay for the near future. They are going to hate us because we got the two biggest catches of free agency on offense and our offense is staying healthy this year.

Me? Call me an evil asshole, but it’s way more fun to have a Red Sox team that is the one embarrassing foes instead of having it the way it was for so many years.

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Boston Bruins group hug!

The way the Game 7 was being played was like a double-edged sword for the Boston Bruins. Read the remainder of this entry »

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If the ping-pong balls fell the right way, Durant would have been a Celtic

This is the first of ten of Boston’s Bettah’s summer series of the 2000′s decades “What If?” moments. As the sports stories become fewer during the summer months, Benti will be taking a look at some of these moments and how he think it would have played out.

The 2007 NBA draft lottery was a turning point in the history of the Boston Celtics, but not in the way that the Celtics or their fans had predicted.

After tanking down the stretch in the 2006-2007 NBA season for a shot at either of the “Can’t miss” prospects of Greg Oden of Ohio St. or Kevin Durant of Texas, the Boston Celtics finished the season with the second worst record in the NBA and were slated to get Kevin Durant if the ping-pong balls fell in the way they were supposed to.

We all know what happened next. The Boston Celtics ended up with the number five overall pick instead, traded the rights to that pick (Jeff Green) to Seattle for Ray Allen, and acquired Kevin Garnett from the Minnesota Timberwolves on July 31st for seven players and picks. The Boston Celtics put this new “Big 3″ together, rolled through the regular season, and toughed their way in the playoffs on their way to winning their 17th championship.

One thing that has been well agreed on, however, is that if the Boston Celtics held either of the top two picks, there was no way they would have traded them and they would have taken the best available player. Therefore, if the Boston Celtics received the number two overall pick they would have received Kevin Durant and probably would have begun to rebuild around Durant and Al Jefferson.

The goal of every team is to win the championship and the way that the lottery went for the Celtics in a way jump-started the quest for a championship. It also gave Celtics fans one of the most root-able teams in Celtics history over the next four years.

But it’s interesting looking at the what might have been.

First things first, the Celtics don’t win the 2008 NBA Title. I think we can say that with certainty. Instead, the Celtics are throwing out a line-up of Delonte West/Paul Pierce/Kevin Durant/Al Jefferson/Kendrick Perkins to start the 2007 season. That actually isn’t a terrible line-up and one would assume that Rajon Rondo would take over the point-guard position at some point for the Boston Celtics.

Now the major thing missing from that line-up is a top of the line 2-guard. Paul Pierce doesn’t come off the books for another three years for the Boston Celtics. Sadly this puts him in position to be the tradeable piece for the Boston Celtics. I’m not 100% sure that team in year one is a playoff team especially having no idea what the bench looks like besides who the back-up point guard is likely to be. I could see Pierce being traded during the 2007-2008 NBA for picks and prospects especially to a team that needs a complimentary piece to make a run at the finals. I’m thinking a team like Orlando could make a deal for Pierce packaging some expiring contracts and a first round pick for Pierce. Orlando gets the complement to Dwight Howard and the Celtics clear cap space and get another first round pick.

Now, the Boston Celtics are in the draft lottery again. Here’s where things get interesting. History goes two ways. If they somehow win the lottery, or get inside the top three, they are ending up with Derrick Rose or OJ Mayo, two perfect players for the rebuilding of the Celtics. With the number one pick, the Celtics grab Rose due to having no clue how the career of Rajon Rondo would turn out. Remember, without Kevin Garnett in tow, we have no idea how both Rajon Rondo and Kendrick Perkins develop. They may have become great defensive players or Kevin Garnett could have taught them a thing or two about defensive intensity. Nevertheless, Rose would take over at point-guard. OJ Mayo with give the Celtics the scoring two guard they needed if they didn’t land Rose.

If they don’t land Rose, then they probably end up with anywhere from 7-14. Because this is my what-if, I’ll give them the 7th overall pick and give them Eric Gordon. Then, with the Magic pick (we’ll say Pierce gets them a couple more wins and they fall down to 25) the Celtics end up with Nicholas Batum. At this point, it becomes impossible to predict draft day trades so everyone that the Celtics take the Celtics are stuck with. Now that they get a pick at the top of the first round, the Celtics could pick someone like Luc Richard Mbah A Moute or Deandre Jordan.

This gets interesting. Let’s assume they don’t win the lottery. The Boston Celtics are now building around the following line-up.

PG – Rajon Rondo

SG – Eric Gordon

SF – Kevin Durant

PF – Al Jefferson

C – Kendrick Perkins

Backup Point Guard – Delonte West

Backup Wing – Nicholas Batum

Defensive Big-Man Off the bench – Deandre Jordan

That’s not a terrible group of players to build around. Now in the 2009 draft, the Celtics pick in the early-20′s and take someone like Taj Gibson to fill the back-up big man role and like Chase Budinger in the second round or something. The big key is that Gordon, Durant, and Jefferson continue their development into (gulp) a Big Three. If the Celtics could keep that core together and grab a veteran bench player, the Celtics honestly have a title contender on their hands by the time the 2010-2011 season comes around.

Which raises the question. What Celtics team would you rather have? One championship during the big three era or the potential to dominate the Eastern Conference for years to come? At the end of the day, I hate putting my hopes on potential. I would rather take the sure thing and I’m not sure if I would ever want to give up the past four seasons of memories as a Celtics fan including that guaranteed championship. Considering how hard it is to win a championship, you always take the championship in these situations.

Still, it’s hard to deny it would have been fun rooting for Kevin Durant leading the league in scoring in a Celtics uniform, watching Eric Gordon develop into a number two scoring option and seeing Al Jefferson develop in the Celtics green that he was originally drafted in.

It would have been fun, but it didn’t happen that way. That’s why it’s a “What if?”

~Benti

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Tim Thomas gives up one of five goals during Wednesday night's game

I have few rules in life, but one of them is when my Boston Bruins have a chance to close out a playoff series and advance to the Stanley Cup Finals, I write a running diary for the game. Here’s what transpired:

7:56 EST – Welcome live to my living room! Joining me today is my friend Scott Hagen. He’s not exactly what I would call a hockey fan, but I’m dragging him into it anyway.

7:57 – Tampa Bay Lightning coach Guy Boucher on Tim Thomas – “He’s making miracles so we have to make miracles”. Sorry evil genius Guy Boucher, but Tim Thomas is making miracles because he is Jesus. He could turn water into wine at this point and I wouldn’t be surprised. I mean, he already walks on water and don’t tell me it’s frozen and everyone in hockey is doing it. It’s still water in my eyes.

8:00- “Doc” Emerick says that the population in the St. Pete Times forum is 21,000 which would imply a sell-out. Sell-out? Tampa Bat? That’s impossible.

8:03 – I can’t take this. If I die tonight, tell the Bruins I love them.

8:04- Bruins AA is live at Day’s of Yorr. Thank god.

8:07- Versus just showed a commercial of some kid who got to spend a day with the Stanley Cup. How do I get to spend a day with the Stanley Cup? I’ll fake a terminal illness if I have to. I just want to drink beers out of the Stanley Cup. Don’t worry. I’ll clean it.

8:09- Oh god. Pierre McGuire is doing the in the glass reporting tonight. Whose ready to hear nothing interesting from inside the glass tonight?

8:12- Finally this game is about to get going. Versus took long enough.

8:13- Well it would get going if Dwyane Roloson’s equipment didn’t suck. Hurry up!

8:15- Why do the Lightning score within the first minute in seemingly EVERY EFFING GAME? I’m honestly getting sick of it. Also, Tampa fans are still trying to get “Ole” going like they are Habs fans or something. All you’re doing is making yourself sound like soccer fans.

8:18- The good news is that the Lightning scored a minute in last time and we won. The bad news is the Bruins are down 1-0 and that’s never a good thing.

8:19 – Having seen the replay I have to admit, that was a hell of a play by Teddy Purcell on the Tampa goal. I just wish refs didn’t toss people out of the face-off circle so fast.

8:20- Nice shot by Lucic off the rush. Unfortunately, no one is in the area to bang the rebound home. Also, Versus mentions the 1-3-1 for the first time. That’s the first of about five hundred.

8:24- Brad Marchand versus Steve Downie is like the good elf versus the evil elf. I’ll let you figure out which one is which. I bet they throw down later.

8:25- LOOOOOCCCCCHHHHHH. That was a hell of a shot by Milan Lucic who got the puck at the blue line and snapped a wrist shot over the glove of Roloson. That is a goal-scorers goal. Been waiting for that for a while. Game tied at 1.

8:27- I feel like that goal could be the start of something for Lucic. Then again, I said that during Game 4 of the Flyers series and he only has one goal and two assists since. Still, that is a great shot.

8:28- Bruins power-play. I’m already wishing I had the next two minutes of my life back.

8:31- The power-play actually wasn’t terrible. The Bruins actually got some nice chances with Chara sitting in front of Roloson trying to screen him. I just wish we could have put one home. Still, keep playing like that and one could go home.

8:35- Right now it feels like an evenly matched game. The Bruins are spending more time in their offensive zone, but they aren’t getting good chances. I almost would rather the Lightning get more chances just to keep Timmy fresh.

8:39- Rich Peverley has moved back to the third line and Tyler Seguin moves to the Greg Campbell line. Seguin responds by making two good chances. I actually like the move. In the first two series the old third line was excellent.

8:40- Power-play for the Bruins. I’ll see you in two minutes.

8:43- Everything good the Bruins did on the first power-play was negated by that power-play. That one was painful. The Bruins got no real good chances.

8:44- David Krejci shot… GOAL! Beats Roloson glove high. That’s the second glove high goal of the night. ATTACK!

8:46- Stamkos made the turnover on the Krejci goal but Versus is still saying good things about him. Typical versus.

8:49- Bruins enter the first intermission with a 2-1 lead. The Bruins are the much better team right now. They are barely letting Tampa into their zone and are getting the better chances at goals. As long as Claude doesn’t go into the locker room and say “Okay guys, play not to lose” then I’ll be fine. Then again, I’m not going to get my hopes up that he won’t.

8:53- Jeremy Ronieck just said in the intermission show “I know you guys love it when I say ‘come with speed’.” I’ll let you make your own jokes.

8:59- Versus is showing the highlights from the last two playoff losses for the Bruins. Remind me to yell at Versus later.

9:07- Second period, here we go.

9:10- Bruins are sleep-walking to start the period sleepwalking again. Thankfully, Hedman bails us out by hitting Seguin with a high-stick.

9:14- No power-play goal again. Typical.In other news, Scott and I just determined that Guy Boucher looks like the coach of Team Iceland in D2 only if he had dark hair. No wonder he looks evil.

9:15- Tim Thomas is doing his best Jesus impression right now.

9:16- Now that I think about it, the Tampa jerseys look like Team Iceland’s jerseys. If Steve Stamkos revealed himself to be Gunner Stahl, it wouldn’t shock me.

9:20- Tampa is playing much better hockey right now. The Bruins are going on the penalty kill. Huge one midway through the second.

9:21- Somehow the puck ended up in the back of the net, it looks like Tim Thomas lost the puck and Martin St. Louis found it. Game tied at two now.

9:22- Okay, if they can get a power-play goal, we can too. Right?

9:25- I wish the Bruins knew that good things happen when you shoot. It looks like they forgot how to shoot.

9:27- I wish we could score on the power-play, you can’t always get what you want though.

9:31- If there ever was a time for a penalty kill, now would be the time.

9:34- I thought Thomas had that save. Dammit. 3-2 Tampa. Not good. Thomas was pissed at himself after that even though he had no reason to actually make that save.

9:36- Tampa is playing better than the Bruins right now, plain and simple. Tampa is scoring on the power-play and Boston looks a high-school team on the power-play.

9:41- If I am the Boston Bruins I keep going glove high on Roloson. He looks uncomfortable on every shot that is put there by the Bruins.

9:46- Dennis Seidenberg just saved a fourth goal for Tampa. Unfortunately, Andrew Ferrence puts the Bruins back on the PK.

9:48- St. Louis’ speed just prevented  Bergeron from getting a shorthanded shot on Roloson, much to the dismay of the yelling me.

9:49- End of the second period. That period felt like a classic Claude Julien lean back period. I don’t even think the Bruins played hockey that period. They just sat back and tried not to lose the game while the Lightning played with desperation and passion. Claude needs to change his ways, plain and simple. It isn’t okay for their to be a Game 7. The Bruins should have fire in their eyes and be trying to end this series tonight. It looked that way in the first period and not that way in the second. The Bruins need that first period team to show up or else we are having a Game 7 and I don’t think my heart can take it.

9:54- Watching a bunch of explosions on Mythbusters during the intermission. Making me feel a little bit better. Just a little though.

10:05- I would love to tell you that I feel confident about the Boston Bruins coming back and winning this game, but I don’t. It’s the Boston Bruins.

10:07- And the Boston Bruins give up a power-play goal to start the period. Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck.

10:10- The Boston Bruins are going to make me emo. The way we have played in the last two periods, we don’t deserve to win this game.

10:17- Kaberle commits a penalty. I feel a PPG goal coming for Tampa followed by me settling into depression.

10:22- With the way that Tomas Kaberle has been playing, I wouldn’t be surprised if he got a Tampa Bay Stanley Cup ring.

10:23- A powerplay goal? What? For the Bruins? Holy shit. Hang on everyone. These last ten minutes are going to get good.

10:24- Followed by Tampa scoring. Fuck this.

10:26- I guess according to the Bruins, hockey is a one period game.

10:29- The Boston Bruins threw this hockey game away. Plain and simple. They had the momentum and the flow of the game and they forgot to play the final two periods. That’s why there is going to be a Game 7 on Friday night.

10:33- Somehow, the Bruins get one into the back of the Lightning net. This is a cock-tease. there is no way we can tie this, right?

10:34- Jesus Christ the Bruins finally woke up. It only took them a period and a half.

10:39- The Bruins might have one or two more rushes left in them. Maybe, just maybe we can sneak one across. We sure as hell don’t deserve it.

10:41- What the fuck was Kaberle doing in Ryder’s way? Fucking Kaberle.

10:44- I just stopped breathing… I can’t make this up.

10:47- Bruins didn’t deserve to win, Game 7 Friday in the Garden.

God help my heart.

~Benti

 

 

 

 

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